Sex and the City - 4x11 - Coulda Woulda Shoulda.en

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In life, sometimes we find ourselves

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at a crossroads.

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In New York, that crossroads
tends to be busy and very loud.

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Sorry! You're waiting.

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I know, I'm ten minutes late.

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- Well, I'm three weeks late.
- What?

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- I'm pregnant.
- Spare change?

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- I'm sorry.
- I've got it.

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You are beautiful ladies.
You'll make some man very happy.

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You're pregnant? Really?

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No, I thought it might be
a fun thing to say.

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You're sure?

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I took three EPT tests

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and I'm coming from my doctor.

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That's why we're meeting at 23rd
and I'm in Hell.

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When have you been having sex?
I did not mean that the way it sounds.

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Steve.

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- You're sleeping with Steve?
- Slept, once, singular.

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It was a mercy fuck.
He only had one ball.

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I guess that's all he needed.

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No kidding!

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Apparently the other one was ornamental.

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- Why didn't I use a condom?
- You didn't use a condom?

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He has one ball, I have a lazy ovary.

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In what twisted world
does that create a baby?

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It's like the Special Olympics
of conception.

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Have you told him?

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Why would l? I'm not having it.

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- Is it OK not to tell him?
- I don't know. Is it?

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While Miranda took a pregnant pause,

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Charlotte got an unpleasant surprise
of her own:

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her period.

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Charlotte brought party favourites.

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- I'll never get pregnant.
- Would you move the Tampax?

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When I think of all those women
every day getting pregnant.

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- I've been trying for five months.
- You'll get pregnant.

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When? A woman of 35 has only
a 30% chance of conceiving.

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- The numbers go down from there.
- Numbers can be wrong.

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How do you explain the number
of crying children on planes?

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- This is not a laughing matter.
- I thought this was brunch,

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- not a fertility seminar.
- Let's all just...

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Shall we get you a menu?

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It's me.
I probably can't have a baby.

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- Don't say that.
- Trey is fine. I know it's me.

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- It's not you.
- Then what is it?

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I hear stories about people getting
pregnant just looking at each other.

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I do it on my head, on my side,
on the top, on the bottom.

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- On the top, then the bottom...
- This is brunch talk.

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Do you know how many times we have
done it without a condom? 73.

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Have you any idea
how much semen that is?

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No. Samantha, rough estimate?

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Enough to know that it's me.

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In my 20s I worried I'd get pregnant.

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I could have been screwing
everything in sight!

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Coulda, woulda, shoulda.

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I should have been so lucky
to get pregnant by mistake.

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What's with the eyes, Miranda?

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Nothing.

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You haven't said a word
and you're making the eyes.

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- It's nothing.
- You think I'm pathetic.

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- It's not about you.
- What's not about me?

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I cannot think of a worse time
to tell you this.

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- What the 'F' is going on?
- I'm pregnant.

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- Steve.
- Mercy fuck?

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He only has one ball!

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Have a sip of water.

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How could you do this to me?

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Stop, please.

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What are you going to do?

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You're not going to consider
having it?

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This is not in my plans right now.

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I feel awful talking about this
in front of you.

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Then I'll leave. You can sit here
and have your abortion talk.

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Charlotte, please sit down.

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She didn't mean it.
All she can think about is babies.

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- She makes me sound...
- Don't do that.

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It's less than a desirable situation,
but it happens.

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- We've all been there.
- I haven't!

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I've had two.
What about you?

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One.

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Right, that waiter at TGl Fridays.

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Can we not make this worse
than it was?

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He was a waiter at the Saloon.
And let me remind you:

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in 1988,
the Saloon was very happening.

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Apparently.

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Ready yet? 20 minutes.
Let's go!

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- What?
- Nothing.

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What?

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Are you cuckoo now?
Are you going cuckoo on me?

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I want to tell you something,

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but you have to swear
you won't tell anyone.

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- I promise.
- Here.

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- Swear on Chanel.
- I swear.

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Miranda's pregnant
and she's having an abortion.

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Charlotte's devastated because
she's been trying to get pregnant.

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- This is bad all round.
- Come here.

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If Miranda doesn't want the kid,
can't she give it to Charlotte?

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No. It's not like a sweater.

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Who's the guy?

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This is why you can't tell anyone.

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It's Steve.
And he doesn't know!

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Come on!

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- I feel like you just trapped me.
- I had to tell you.

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It's all I could think about.
I can't even pick a shoe.

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She's going to do it
without telling him?

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- What?
- It's his baby too.

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Technically, it's not going
to be anybody's baby.

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So it's all her decision?

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Seems like the guy gets the shit end
of the stick.

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It's a tough situation.
I don't know.

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You ever had one?

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No. God, no.

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Thank God.

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- lsn't that one adorable?
- Which one?

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The red one. I love it.

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The Birkin bag?
That's not even your style.

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It's not the style.

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- It's what it means.
- It means you're out 4,000 bucks.

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When I'm carrying that bag,
I'll know I've made it.

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- The visiting hours are over.
- Bye-bye, Birkin.

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I'm going with Miranda when she goes.

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I was alone and it was awful.

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- Why didn't you ask somebody?
- It's not a thing you publicise.

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I lied to Aidan about having one.

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It just came out.
I think he seemed relieved

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that he could still think of me
in a certain way.

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I don't know why I lied.

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Maybe you still want him
to think of you in a certain way.

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It happened.
You made the right decision.

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But I never told the guy.

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You can't go down that road.

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Did you really want to have a child
with a guy who serves burgers?

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I could have a 13 year-old child!

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But then I wouldn't have known you.
Can you imagine it?

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No, I can't.

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- I should have told Aidan.
- Coulda, woulda, shoulda!

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So many roads,
so many detours.

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So many choices,
so many mistakes.

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As we drive along the road called life,
occasionally a gal will be a little lost.

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When that happens, she has to let go
of the "coulda, shoulda, woulda"

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and just keep going.

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As we speed along to the destination
called "Who We Hope To Be",

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I can't help but whine:
are we there yet?

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For a publicist like Samantha, the road
to success was paved with stars.

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Case in point:
lunch with Lucy Liu.

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- I had no idea you were from New York.
- I'm a New York girl from Queens.

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That's amazing!
I don't get Queens from you.

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Look, bitch.
Don't start with me, right?

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That's good.

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Here's what I need.

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I'm looking for someone from New York.
My last PR guy was a total liar.

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I'm a big girl.
I can take the truth.

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You want the truth?

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Your last Golden Globe dress
was a disaster.

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That's what I thought,
but the queens said it was fierce.

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A girl from Queens should know better
than to listen to queens.

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Another thing: I was a waitress.

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25%. Very nice.

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When I'm representing you,
it's class all the way.

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- It's 4,000.
- I know.

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And there's a waiting list.

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- Five years.
- For a bag?

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It's not a bag.
It's a Birkin.

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Samantha was never one
for waiting in line,

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so she cut right to the front.

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It's not for me. It's for Lucy Liu.
I'm her press rep.

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I would love her to carry this bag
to a premiere.

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It would be photographed to death.
Does that make a difference?

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Let me get Francesca,
our press rep, on the phone.

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Would you?
How very helpful.

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Over on Park Avenue,

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Charlotte decided she couldn't wait
any longer either.

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I'm calling to make an appointment
with Dr Peck.

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We're having...

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I'm having some difficulty.
I think I need some fertility testing.

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I would like to make an appointment
with Dr Genya.

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I need to come in for a...

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...procedure.
I'm pregnant and l...

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...need not to be.

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A few days later, Samantha
went down a road she shouldn't.

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Hello. Francesca?
Samantha Jones.

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Question: how long does Lucy Liu
have to wait for that Birkin?

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If they're so hard to get,

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why did I just see a fucking nobody
carrying the exact one we want?

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Lucy Liu is a big fucking star!
She wants that bag.

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Is Herm鑚 French for
"we take our fucking time"?

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Thank you so much.

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My God! You scared me.

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Sorry.
It's not a breaking and entering.

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Your guy needed to take a leak.

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- So what's new?
- Nothing.

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Absolutely nothing.

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- So how are things?
- The bar's busting my hump.

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It's pretty good.

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- How's Miranda? Is she OK?
- What do you mean?

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- She never calls me back.
- She's great.

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She must be pretty busy.

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Did you tell him?
About Miranda and the...?

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Are you sure?
He's asking about Miranda.

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- He always asks about Miranda.
- You told him, didn't you?

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It's OK.
I can't keep secrets, either.

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- I didn't tell him.
- He's looking at me funny.

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He looks that way at everyone.

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I didn't tell him,
but he deserves to know.

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- I don't agree with what she's doing.
- It's nothing to do with you.

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Hey, chief. You told me.
I'd as soon not know any of it!

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Sometimes you get in situations
that are hard.

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We shouldn't be having this conversation
with him in the next room, so just go.

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Go. He's probably listening.

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- What's bugging you?
- Nothing.

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Let's go!

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Tell Miranda I said hi.

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I'm on a wait list.
My regular doctor doesn't do them.

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"No judgement". She said it
like it was all one word.

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"l don't perform them.
No judgement."

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I'm waiting to see
if another doctor can fit me in.

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- Have you thought about telling Steve?
- No. Why would I tell Steve?

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Maybe he has a right to know.
No judgement.

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It sounds like judgement.

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I told Aidan. I had to.

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He'll tell Steve!

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- I made him swear. On Chanel.
- If he took the oath of fabric....

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He had strong opinions about the guy
having the right to know.

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I didn't think this could get any worse,
but it has.

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- Now I have to think about Steve?
- Wouldn't you want to know?

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I don't even want to know
and it's me!

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Did you tell that guy
from TGl Fridays?

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It was the Saloon!
No, I didn't.

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I was 22.
We barely knew each other.

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We slept together once
after a drunken night at the Tunnel.

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The Tunnel?
No judgement.

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- Maybe I should have told him.
- I'm not telling Steve.

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He'd want me to have it.

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You know what? You're right.

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Forget my life.
I'm having Steve's baby.

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Pizza for everybody!

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Everything looks just fine.

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It looks good.

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- No, sorry. Spoke too soon.
- What is it?

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Your blood and mucus tests show
elevated anti-sperm antibodies.

241
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,078
Is that bad?

242
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,198
It will be more difficult
to conceive naturally.

243
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,557
- How much more difficult?
- I'd give it a 15% shot.

244
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:47,149
I would not suggest you wait much longer
before you explore in vitro.

245
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:52,070
After they learnt about their detour
on the road to baby,

246
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:56,870
Trey had to go back to the hospital.
Charlotte decided to walk home.

247
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,274
- "Oh, hi?" Are you kidding me?
- What do you mean?

248
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,670
You saw me
and walked the other way.

249
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:13,355
I didn't see you,
I just changed direction.

250
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:17,638
You don't return my calls
and now you pretend not to see me.

251
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,473
I really can't see you right now.

252
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:23,074
You have to,
I'm standing right here.

253
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:28,075
I'm sorry about this whole thing,
but it's not a personal attack on you.

254
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:32,916
- I don't want to talk about this.
- This is hard for me too,

255
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,517
worrying that you hate me because
you think you can't get pregnant.

256
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,195
- I can't get pregnant.
- If I can, you can.

257
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:47,070
No, I can't.
I just came from the doctor.

258
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,873
My body is attacking Trey's sperm.

259
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,271
15% chance of ever having a baby!

260
00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,793
- Is it OK if I go now?
- Sure.

261
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,476
- Shall I walk with you?
- No, I just want to be alone.

262
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,759
I'll walk a little way behind you
in case you want to talk.

263
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,229
No, I'm OK.

264
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,869
Charlotte walked all the way home.

265
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,508
Even though she never turned back,

266
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,558
she knew Miranda was behind her.

267
00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:32,191
That's Lucy Liu!

268
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,072
Sorry I'm late.

269
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,391
- Don't worry about it.
- Look what I got.

270
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,348
A man dropped it off at my hotel
this morning. Herm鑚.

271
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,991
It's a Birkin. Not really my style,
but it's a free bag.

272
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,628
It's not exactly free.
I paid for it.

273
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,473
- That's my bag.
- What do you mean?

274
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,950
There was a five-year waiting list.
I used your name.

275
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,795
Cutting to the chase, yes.

276
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,713
As long as we're cutting to the chase,
the PR rep from Herm鑚 called

277
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,872
and told me my rep yelled "fuck"
at her 12 times.

278
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,838
Is that your idea of class?

279
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,993
- I have never used the 'F' word!
- Who the fuck are you kidding?

280
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,789
Yes, I called to check on the bag.
You know what?

281
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,112
I was on my cell.
Maybe she picked up a crazy person.

282
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:31,877
One time, I got this woman screaming
from somewhere in New Jersey.

283
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,552
The only thing worse than a liar
is a bad liar.

284
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:41,315
- I won't need your services any more.
- I am telling the truth.

285
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:48,033
If I was as bad an actress as you,
I'd still be working at TGl Fridays.

286
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,274
That's my fucking Birkin!

287
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,069
There went Lucy Liu,
all because of a Lucy lie.

288
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:05,833
Meanwhile, I found myself
back at a familiar crossroads:

289
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,470
the corner of Columbus and 1988.

290
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,357
It was amazing.
It hadn't changed at all.

291
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,080
Same table, same menu...

292
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,551
...same waiter.

293
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,675
Burger medium-well, calamari.

294
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,478
I couldn't believe it.

295
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:29,155
His roller skates were gone,
his hair was thinner,

296
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,312
but it was definitely Chad.

297
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,480
"Drunken night at Tunnel" Chad.

298
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:40,792
- You ready to order?
- Hello, there.

299
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:45,158
Our soups of the day are lentil
and tortilla.

300
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,309
Chad?

301
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,478
It's me, Carrie.

302
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,074
Bradshaw.

303
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,874
We met 13 years ago.

304
00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:00,033
I came in a few times,
half lemonade, half ice tea.

305
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:06,310
And then there was that night
at the Tunnel.

306
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,994
Tunnel?

307
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:13,278
- I never went to Tunnel.
- You went to Tunnel.

308
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,670
Sorry, Cherie. I don't remember.

309
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:19,037
- It's Carrie.
- Right, Carrie.

310
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,910
I'll take the lentil soup
and some crackers.

311
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,116
Crackers come with.

312
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,749
Was I at least smart enough
to try something?

313
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,310
No. You were the perfect gentleman.

314
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:48,874
I stayed in 1988 long enough to realise
I had made the right decision.

315
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,873
Even though I was sitting
in the same seat,

316
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,952
I was in a totally different place.

317
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:07,796
Do you suffer from headaches,
allergies, diabetes?

318
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,110
No, no, no.

319
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,714
Bad judgement with old boyfriends?
Yes.

320
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,713
I think I can write that in.

321
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,196
Does it hurt?

322
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:25,990
Not really.
Mostly it's just unpleasant.

323
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,436
What about after?
How long until I feel back to normal?

324
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,115
- You'll have to ask them.
- How long until you felt normal?

325
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,316
Any day now.

326
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,634
I'm doing the right thing.

327
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,314
- Right?
- I cannot answer that.

328
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,040
- What do you think?
- What do you think?

329
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,111
Want to go one more round?

330
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,477
Charlotte has a 15% chance,
so she's really trying.

331
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:01,316
What if I wake up at 43 and find
that my one semi-decent ovary gave up

332
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:03,675
- and I can't have kids?
- 43?

333
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,195
That's my scary age.

334
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,677
Mine's 45.

335
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,759
This happened against the odds.

336
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,549
My stupid egg found its way
to the three sperm he had left.

337
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,471
God, Carrie.

338
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,830
Is this my baby?

339
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,349
- What am I waiting for?
- Sweetie, do you want to leave?

340
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,953
No.

341
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,509
I can't have a baby.

342
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:40,275
I could barely find the time
to schedule this abortion.

343
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,431
Miranda Hobbes?

344
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,316
Motherfucker!

345
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:09,799
- Take it easy. Sip slowly.
- I'm OK.

346
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,710
- Little pillow here.
- I got it.

347
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:26,752
I thought flowers might do whatever
they do in a situation like this.

348
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,517
I felt the same about lemon strudel.

349
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,390
- How are you feeling?
- Pretty freaked out.

350
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,519
Charlotte, I didn't do it.

351
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,353
I'm keeping the baby.

352
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,071
Oh, my God.

353
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,437
We're having a baby?

354
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,468
And with those four little words,
three aunts were born.

355
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:13,437
As for me, I shoulda left Miranda's
earlier so I woulda been on time.

356
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,590
Ten minutes late. That's the charm in me.

357
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,558
They wouldn't seat me
till my party was here.

358
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,154
- I'm your party?
- Excuse me?

359
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,038
Here she is.

360
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,794
We let the table go.
There'll be a wait.

361
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,469
- We can go someplace else.
- And wait there?

362
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,837
- We'll be at the bar.
- I'll put your name on the list.

363
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,719
There's a wait to wait?

364
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,838
We'll be outside.
Don't forget us.

365
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,791
Excuse me.

366
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,911
- How's that beer?
- That's classy. No waiting.

367
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,190
Nice!

368
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,077
I lied to you.

369
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,038
I did have an abortion.

370
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,191
The condom broke.

371
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,749
That's another lie.
There was no condom.

372
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,356
- Why all the lying?
- I'm afraid you'll judge me.

373
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,956
For being 18 and sleeping
with a guy without a condom,

374
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:28,554
getting pregnant and not telling him.

375
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,393
There. That's the whole truth.

376
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,074
Except that I was twenty...

377
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,992
...two.

378
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,833
22. I should've known better.

379
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,595
- Is your name really Carrie?
- Yes.

380
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,034
Are you judging me?

381
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,989
- I was no angel.
- Did you get a girl pregnant?

382
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,912
No, not that I know of.

383
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,791
It must be nice to be
a guy sometimes.

384
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,350
Am I still your girl?

385
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,795
- Your table is ready.
- Be right there.

386
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,433
Another thing:
Miranda's keeping the baby.

387
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:35,789
Don't tell Steve.
It's not our business.

388
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:46,355
They say life is what happens
when you're busy making other plans.

389
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,988
But sometimes in New York,

390
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,312
Iife is what happens
when you're waiting for a table.



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