Sex and the City - 4x14 - All that Glitters.en

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One of the best things about New York
is that on any night

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there are a million things to do.

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One of the worst things about New York
is trying to pick one.

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Those floors next door
are in worse shape than yours.

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Shall I try to get us into "Town."?

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That restaurant in Chambers Hotel
with the period in the name - Town, period.

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It's supposed to be amazing,
exclamation point.

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You know what sounds
amazing to me?

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A hot shower,
watching the game,

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bucket of KFC, mashed potatoes, biscuits.

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- It's Saturday night.
- It's finger-lickin' good.

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K, period! F, period! C, period!

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Get over here and do me!

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Is that your standard greeting?

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I thought it was Richard.

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He said he'd call back four hours ago!

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I've been waiting.

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My dinner's arriving in a bucket.
Do you want to go out?

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Immediately! I'll conference in the others.

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It's the only way to do three-way
phone sex.

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- York/MacDougal residence.
- It's for me! I've got it!

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- First time we've talked today.
- We're going out.

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- Who's on the phone?
- All of us. It's the future!

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- Why are you calling so late?
- It's 7:30. Were you asleep?

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I'm pregnant. I'm spending my last
months of freedom in bed.

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- Don't spend them alone in bed.
- Go on without me. Save yourselves!

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We're all going. We have to stop
ourselves becoming officially boring.

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I say we go dancing.

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But not somewhere where no one's
interested because I'm fat.

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- You're not fat, you're pregnant.
- Men will be lining up at the door.

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I know exactly where we should go!

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That night, we answered
the age-old question:

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"Where are all the hot guys?"
The hot gay guys.

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They were at the hot gay club,
Trade.

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- I feel like we don't belong here.
- That's because we're wearing shirts!

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Why don't straight men
have bodies like this?

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If straight men could have sex at the gym,
they'd work out all the time too.

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I've had sex at the gym.

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Samantha's motivating the masses.

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- I'm going to the ladies.
- Me, too. I bet there's no line.

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We'll meet you at the bar.

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- It's Anthony!
- What are you doing here?

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We're just shaking things up.
You remember Carrie?

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- Love what you're almost wearing.
- Day-Glo underwear. Look into it.

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This is my friend Gordon,
design editor for "House & Garden".

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Oh, my God!
I love that magazine!

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I used to wear my mother's pearls
and flip through it!

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Me, too!

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I've got a great "before" apartment.

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You should see Charlotte's apartment.
It's gorgeous!

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We're doing an urban issue.
Maybe I'll check it out.

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If my apartment could be
in H&G magazine, I'd be in heaven!

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You are pretty.
Do you want to dance?

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How long have you worked there?

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- I wind him up, she cashes in.
- You two together?

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I'm hoping we will be around 3:30.

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- Dance?
- No, you kids go have fun.

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- Watch out for the fairy.
- Which one?

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- Attention, gentlemen. Ladies present.
- Sorry.

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There's no ladies' room because...

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Excuse me. Thanks!

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Don't mind me. Just looking.

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It's like being a diabetic
at Baskin-Robbins.

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Sir... Hello?

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Excuse me! Over here! Hello?

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Anybody?

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- What do you need?
- A penis, evidently.

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I'm trying to order a Dirty Martini.

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A Dirty Martini
for the lovely Carrie Bradshaw.

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- Thank you.
- Oliver Spencer.

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I've been here six months. Your
column is my New York survival guide.

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You're a dead man.
I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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- What do you do?
- I'm a shoe distributor.

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- It would be cruel to kid me.
- All the top lines.

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- Offices here, Sydney and Milan.
- So you get a discount?

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For special friends and columnists.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers to you.

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- What's this?
- What?

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That.

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This.

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- I keep forgetting I'm engaged.
- You can't go off the market!

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- I'm allowed to see other gays.
- Let me take you to brunch.

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I'll give you my card.

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What's this? A goody-bag?

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I was at a film release party earlier.

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- "Jocks & Cocks 4".
- They said it was a Merchant lvory.

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Would I enjoy this
if I missed one, two and three?

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Yes, but you'd want to see those
eventually. Very important films.

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Max! Hi.

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Max was a junior associate
at Miranda's firm. And apparently gay.

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- I had no idea.
- I didn't know you were a gay man.

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I'm here with friends and there's no
ladies' room because...

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Listen, Miranda.

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I'd prefer if we didn't make
an issue out of this at work.

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I wouldn't want the older partners
to treat me differently.

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I totally understand.
Between you and me, I'm pregnant.

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And unwed. You should spend
less time in gay clubs.

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- Seriously, good for you.
- That remains to be seen.

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I haven't told anybody at work.
Goodbye to all the good cases

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and eventually the buzzards
will start vying for my office.

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It is a very nice office.

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What did I miss?

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I peed in the men's room
and outed a co-worker.

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- I got a phone number and some porn.
- I saw two dicks and took "X".

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- And I almost slept through this.
- You took ecstasy from a stranger?

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He was a friend of my friend Bobby's
friend Bobby.

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Then you know it's safe.
Will we be going to a rave later?

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No, but I might visit Richard.
Sex on "X" is meant to be amazing.

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- It releases all your inhibitions.
- You have inhibitions?

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- Oh, my God. Look!
- Three dicks and counting!

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They say opposites attract.

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They don't mention that opposites
also tend to have opposite views

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on what constitutes
a rocking Saturday night.

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How was your night?

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I've got a goody-bag.
Know what's in it?

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Come on. I had to fight
a foreigner for it.

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Come here.

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Just tuck in here
and let's go to sleep.

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- I'm not tired yet.
- You will be.

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Hey, you. I had five cocktails.

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I danced with a lot of fine,

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half-naked men.

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If you were to wake up right now,
I can almost guarantee

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you would be in for some F...

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...U...

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...N.

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I ate too much chicken, I think.

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Will you rub my belly, baby?

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I know it was wrong to compare,

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but I felt like I had spent the evening
in a Calvin Klein ad

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and now I was back to baseball,
buckets and BVDs.

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Meanwhile,
Samantha was having excellent sex.

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That was amazing!

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You were amazing.
I love you, Richard.

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I'm in love with you.

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- You told him you loved him?
- It was the "X" talking.

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- All I wanted was to have sex.
- Then what did he say?

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- Nothing. He just went to sleep.
- Is it possible he didn't hear you?

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He heard me.
Can I get a cab?

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If he was a gentleman,
he'd pretend it never happened.

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- But you did have sex?
- Of course we had sex.

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Aidan and I didn't.
He fell asleep and I watched gay porn.

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That's what happens
when you say "l love you".

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- So do you love him?
- Who the hell knows?

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- Maybe the "X" knows.
- It makes you giddy.

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I was in love with the taxi driver,
the doorman, his sweater!

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But you only said it to Richard.

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I am never taking "X" again.
It is a dangerous drug!

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That afternoon, I was high on another
feel-good drug: the new gay friend.

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- Could you be more fantastic?
- They say you can't meet men in bars!

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It was true last night.
I wanted to meet someone new.

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Just a shag.
I've got a boyfriend in Sydney.

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The only person I met was you.
Not that I'm disappointed.

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Your boyfriend doesn't mind
if you date other men?

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- Not date. Have sex with.
- Right. The international gay rules.

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Blow jobs only. No last names.
The gym is a free space.

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Don't show up at the same place
with the same shirt.

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I crossed over into another
set of rules.

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You've worked out more options
than "till death do us part".

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I find that a little limiting.

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I know monogamous gay couples.

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But I'm a realist. I don't expect
to get everything from one man.

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I shouldn't say this
to someone wearing a ring.

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What's with you and this ring?

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You haven't even mentioned him.

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- What's Aidan like?
- He's very tall.

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And incredibly kind.

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And...

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...handsome.

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Why would you leave that at home?

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He wanted to stay in
with a bucket of chicken.

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He would have made my dad so proud!
Have you been to Bungalow 8?

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No, but I hear it's a pretentious,
tiny club you need a key to get into.

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- I have a key.
- When are we going?

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If it isn't little Carrie Bradshaw!

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Young Stanford! How are you?

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At the moment, confused.
Who's this?

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- Oliver Spencer, Stanford Blatch.
- Pleasure to meet you.

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I don't mean to be rude,
but I must go to the men's room.

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- I've just been. You'll love it.
- Really?

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- I'll be right here.
- I'll be right back.

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So...

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I saw how you were behaving.
You're sleeping with the beautiful man.

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- The beautiful man is gay.
- Damn. An accent always throws me.

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He's only been here six months.
I picked him up at Trade.

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- You went there without me?
- It wasn't the same.

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I was prepared to lose you to Aidan,
but this...

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Is just brunch.

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- I'm green with envy.
- You are!

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Fine. Have your beautiful brunch
with your beautiful man

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then go home to your other
beautiful man. Greedy!

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I started to think about restlessness
and relationships.

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Once we've found what we want,

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why are some of us reluctant
to let go of our single selves?

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Is single life in New York
such a flurry of fun and friends

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that settling down fills us with the urge
to shake things up again?

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Why does becoming a couple
imply settling down?

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Maybe we shouldn't expect
to get everything from one man,

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but feel comfortable getting
different things from different people.

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But when do separate interests
become separate bedrooms?

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To be in a couple, do you have
to put your single self on a shelf?

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Miranda's workaholic single self
was a thing of the past.

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Now she was sleeping for two.

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It's finally happening.
Stern, Hawkins, Ericsson

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is moving into the future!

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- Excuse me? We're moving?
- Casual Friday!

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The entire partnership OK'd it.

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Finally. I've been working on this
for two years.

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- Right. Great.
- Thanks!

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And...

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...congratulations!

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Did you tell Celeste I was pregnant?

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- Yes, but only in your defence.
- What?

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She was telling everyone
she saw you sleeping at your desk,

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and that you might be an alcoholic.

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- You told her I was pregnant.
- lsn't that better?

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No. Not at a law firm, no.

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Sorry. I told her it was a secret.

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She can't keep a secret.
She's probably told everybody.

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How would you like it if I told
everyone that you were gay?

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Casual Friday has arrived.

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Great. Maybe next
you can call my grandparents.

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- Gay porn!
- What was your first clue?

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You said we were watching
an independent film.

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Relax. I've watched it already.
This is really funny!

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That's the way to do it.
No "l love you", just good old fucking.

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I am not in the mood for gay porn!

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- Not in the mood for gay porn?
- You won't know how it ends.

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"House & Garden" wants to shoot
my apartment. Trey doesn't care.

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We turned off porn
to talk about a magazine?

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He never cares about what I want.

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Anthony is more excited about it
than Trey.

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Gay men understand what's important.

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Clothes, compliments and cocks.

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And clubs. Oliver's taking me
to Bungalow 8 tomorrow.

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You're cheating on Aidan
with a gay man.

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Gay boyfriends
are the loophole of monogamy.

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Mine outed me at work.
Then I outed him.

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Even my gay relationships
are dysfunctional.

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Aidan loves to stay in and I love
to go out. He's fine with that.

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It's the greatest relationship ever
or we're headed...

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For separate bedrooms, like me.

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We're in different places.
Trey's content with what we have,

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so I am a bad person for needing
to have a baby.

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You're not.
You're a person with needs.

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- Let's just watch that movie.
- I thought you'd never ask!

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Samantha and Richard were taking care
of business, but not each other.

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No more charity crap if we can't
get publicity. Steve Martin was there.

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- He's the toast of New York!
- The toast of "The New Yorker".

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Are we going to talk about this?
The thing I said the other night.

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Samantha, you were high on "X".
Believe me, I've been there!

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Good. OK, then.

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Once it was clear that her
"l love you" didn't matter,

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Samantha realised
she wished it did.

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- You'll yell at "The Times"?
- I already did.

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Did you need something else?

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She wanted to say it wasn't the drug,
but she ignored her real feelings.

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Fuck you at my place,
eight o'clock?

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Sounds good.

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On Casual Friday,

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Miranda and Max came out of the closet
with their casual clothes.

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Miranda showed up
as a proud single-mother-to-be.

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Max showed up as a proud gay man
with a sense of style.

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But when they saw Max's
sense of style,

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that was the end of Casual Friday.

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- Pretty.
- For the photo-shoot tomorrow.

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Would you please move your stuff
out of the guest room?

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- They're photographing in there?
- I don't know.

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It doesn't look good
with us sleeping in separate rooms.

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No, it doesn't, does it?

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They want us to dress nicely
but not too formal.

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- I'm in the picture?
- They want to photograph both of us.

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- Why?
- They think we're the perfect couple.

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I know.

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But I promised
and they're coming.

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- I don't want to do this.
- It's just one picture.

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- It's important to me.
- I don't want to do this any more.

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You were so angry at me.

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I'm sorry.

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I want a baby. I thought
that's what you wanted, too.

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So did l.

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I don't think
I should have to give that up.

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You shouldn't.

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You can have the apartment.
I'll move back in with mother.

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Their separate interests had become
more than separate bedrooms.

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They'd become a real separation.

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Meanwhile, I tried to find a way
for my single self

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and my couple self to coexist.

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There you go.

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- Where are you going all dressed up?
- I told you I was going out.

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- I have to see Bungalow 8.
- What's that, a play?

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It's a hot club. I need to know
about these things.

293
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,789
Some people consider my column
a New York survival guide.

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What's going on here?

295
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:51,479
It's just something I'm trying.
It's closer to my heart this way.

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- Are you going out with the girls?
- This guy, Oliver Spencer.

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- A guy?
- He's gay.

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Cool.

299
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I am done for the night.

300
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,116
Do you want me to jump in the shower,
and come with?

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I don't know. I don't know
if he can get us both in.

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- We can get in anywhere.
- You need a key.

303
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,509
A key? Give me a break!

304
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That kind of attitude
is not appreciated at Bungalow 8.

305
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:26,113
Why do you even buy into that shit?

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Let's just go out to dinner.

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I can't. I told Oliver.

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All right, all right.
Don't forget your key.

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00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:38,710
We're very exclusive.
We might not let you back in.

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Now I feel bad.
I discouraged him from coming.

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- Call and have him join us.
- It's not his scene.

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Then break it off.
This is Bungalow 8!

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What's a relationship compared
to a night with strangers?

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Oliver Spencer and date.

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I'm your date?

316
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:15,438
There's one problem with having
a handsome gay man as your date:

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other handsome gay men.

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- I love those open-toed sandals.
- I can get you a pair.

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00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,034
- What size?
- 11.

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Ollie? Is there anything to eat
at Bungalow 8

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or is food so very last year?

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00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,678
You're in the middle of a spa session,
so I'm going.

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00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,756
You're going?

324
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:42,198
I left a gorgeous man at home
to come here and be your date.

325
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,716
I'm guessing Size 11 did as well.

326
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,155
I'm not really sure why I'm here.

327
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:52,438
Because you're fantastic.
I'm sorry I was neglecting you.

328
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,550
I'm very bad.
Kiss and make up?

329
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,679
If it isn't Mr and Mrs Down Under!

330
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:07,992
I'd been so preoccupied with my gay
boyfriend I forgot my gay husband.

331
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:12,790
- You remember Stanford from brunch?
- It was more than just brunch.

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00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:17,078
He's just a pretty face.
He doesn't love you like I love you.

333
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:21,119
I knew this woman when she took
the subway and wore Candies.

334
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,191
I never wore Candies.

335
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,557
Pink suede Candies,
and I adored you anyway.

336
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:31,510
How dare you try to steal her away
with your probably fake accent!

337
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,990
- I didn't know she was spoken for.
- She is.

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00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,515
All right. Kiss and make up?

339
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:43,988
Then I realised my single self life had
a shelf life that had just expired.

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00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,276
- OK, I'm going.
- OK.

341
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,432
No, stay.
We only just got here.

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- Let me buy you another drink.
- I want to go home.

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00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,550
And the surprising thing was,
I did.

344
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,836
Honey, I'm home.

345
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,316
How was the Bungalow?

346
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,156
I've seen better.

347
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,392
Why do you own "Jocks & Cocks 4"?

348
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:22,158
More research
for the survival guide.

349
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,278
Really? What did you learn?

350
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,069
Give me some of that.

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00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,593
Big thank you to our gay friends.

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00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,676
That's the thing about Manhattan.
The exclusive clubs

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only have a couple of members
and they're hard to find.

354
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:56,874
Next morning, "House & Garden"
came to Charlotte's house.

355
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:59,838
Fork, fork, knife, spoon!
Are these people crazy?

356
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,232
This is perfect. Upper East Side
breakfast for two. I love this china.

357
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:08,276
Thanks. It's our wedding china.
Anthony?

358
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,191
Could I talk to you a minute?

359
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,230
I'll be right back.

360
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,111
Is he cute or what?

361
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,038
- Trey and l...
- Splitting up. I knew it!

362
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,875
I don't think he's going to be
in the picture. Should we cancel?

363
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,032
Cancel?
"H&G"! Do it without him!

364
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,158
- Won't just me look bad?
- lt'll look beautiful.

365
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,949
He's the heart surgeon,
but you're the heart of this.

366
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,839
Look what you did to this place!

367
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,710
You could take any guy off
the street and make him wonderful.

368
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,350
You deserve more than that
stick-up-his-ass preppie.

369
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,955
Get in here and have breakfast.

370
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:56,638
- Gordon, it's just going to be...
- Are we ready for the picture?

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00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,512
One minute.

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00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,108
You don't have to...

373
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,875
This is important to you.
I at least want to do this.

374
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,360
Handsome husband,
beautiful wife...

375
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,589
...having breakfast!

376
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,958
Smile.

377
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:24,908
Trey had moved out by the time
the magazine came out,

378
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,913
but little girls
in their mothers' pearls

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00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,834
saw the picture and thought:
"That's what I want."

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00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,428
That's the thing
about relationships:

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sometimes they look prettier
from the outside.

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00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,871
And what's inside
can be different than it seems.