Sex and the City - 4x13 - The Good Fight.en

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Someone once said
that two halves make a whole.

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When two halves move in together,
it makes a whole lot of stuff.

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Where you been
and what you been doing?

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I got coffee and the papers,

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but the more pressing question is:
what have you been doing?

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- I made myself an area.
- I can see that.

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I needed a space for work papers
and stuff. Is that OK?

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Sure. It's just that you're blocking
the bathroom door.

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Who needs two bathroom doors?

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I do. Me, the one who loves
her two bathroom doors.

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- Why do you need two doors?
- If I'm in a hurry,

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it's quicker to use that one.

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- It's my escape route, in case.
- In case what?

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In case rapists come in my window.
Boing...I'm gone.

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There's a lot of "boinging"
going on in that bathroom.

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It's just going to be like this till we
take over the apartment next door.

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Would that be happening in the next
five minutes?

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Closing at the end of next week.

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Hello, Petie. What's the problem?
It's just boxes, right?

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A plant! The man brought
a living thing into my apartment.

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I kill everything I bring in there.

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- You said yes and he moved in.
- He's taking over whole areas.

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That's why I've never lived
with a man.

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- They're out an hour after I climax.
- You let them stay an hour?

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You'd be surprised how many
can go again after a quick nap.

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As soon as I walk in the door,
he's in my face with,

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"Who did you see, where did you go,
what do you know?"

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I need time to decompress,
just be alone.

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There have to be some adjustments.
Relationships are hard.

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I miss walking into my apartment
with no one there

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and it's all quiet.

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I can do that stuff you do
when you're totally alone,

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things you would never want
your boyfriend to see you do.

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- Like masturbate?
- My SSB:

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my secret, single behaviour.

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I like to make a stack of saltines
and put grape jelly on them.

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I eat them standing up in the kitchen
while reading fashion magazines.

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- Why standing up?
- It's weird, but it feels great.

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I like to put Vaseline on my hands

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and put on conditioning gloves
while watching infomercials.

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Before I was married,
I used to study my pores

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in a mirror for an hour each night.
I'm afraid Trey will think it's weird.

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He would.
You can't do that stuff in front of men.

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What about you? Anything
you wouldn't want a man to see?

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No.

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I believe her.

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Don't we have a rule
about those things?

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It's my boss. I have to take it.
Samantha Jones.

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Richard, it's Sunday.

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Fine, I'll see you in an hour.

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He wants me to drop
something off this afternoon.

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Nice! A little "skyrockets in flight,
afternoon delight"?

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- No, it's just work.
- Hardly.

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- You're sleeping with him.
- You told them?

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I like to gossip on the phone
while pumicing my calluses.

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How is he? Spare no detail,
I'm a horny, pregnant person.

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Samantha likes a guy!

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- Samantha likes a guy!
- I do not.

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You do or you would tell us
all the dirty details.

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We're going to have to ice skate home.
Hell just froze over.

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You want details? OK.

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He's got the most perfect dick
I've ever seen.

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Long, pink, amazing.

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It's "dickalicious".

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What should I do about Aidan's stuff?

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- The girls are coming over for dinner.
- That sounds like fun. What night?

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Just the girls.

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I have so much more free time
now we're not on the baby track.

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Some apartments are cluttered with
physical stuff. Others, emotional stuff.

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It's a big readjustment.

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I've wanted a baby since I was a girl.
We have a baby room and no baby.

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I've got some good news.

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Bram Pomander thinks he's snagged us
orchestra seats

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to "The Producers" next week.

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Charlotte, yes, we're disappointed,
but life goes on.

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We still have to find a way
to have a giggle.

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Come on, give me a smile.

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Investors in Munich.
How do you say "fuck you" in German?

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Impressive.
Why do you speak German?

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A gal has her reasons. That wasn't
"fuck you", it was "fuck me".

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That's a negotiation ploy
I haven't tried before.

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- Where's the magazine layout?
- Signed, sealed, delivered.

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One more thing.

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It was perfect:
long, pink, amazing.

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I thought about you all weekend.

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Maybe I can give you something
to think about all evening.

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Bring out that gorgeous dick.

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You're getting down on your knees here?
What if my assistant sees you?

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I dropped my portfolio.

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It may take some time to pick up.

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Better get those
while you're down there.

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If I'd known you were going to be
so not a loser,

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- I would have changed after work.
- Or put on some fresh deodorant.

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Careful. I was a much younger man
when we first set up this blind date.

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You're the one who kept cancelling
to go... Where?

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First time, Spain and Rome.
Second time, Luxembourg and Athens.

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Walker Lewis, fluent in five languages,
was a State Department interpreter.

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Seriously, Miranda.
Best blind date I've ever had...

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...in the continental USA.

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What? Listen,

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any reason I can't see you again
before I go to Brussels?

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He is so cute and funny and sexy.

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I want to have sex with him,
but I don't know.

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Can you fuck a guy when you're
carrying another's baby?

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If one more person
asks me that today...

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I'm not in a relationship
with the father of the baby.

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I've rarely heard that used as a plus,
but go on.

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Is it tacky?
And beyond tacky, is it safe?

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- Let's assume he's a great fuck.
- As so many men are.

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Could all that poking
shake the baby loose?

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That's silly! Married couples
have sex all the time.

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- But what if he's huge?
- As so many men are.

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- Could the dick dent the baby?
- What do you think dimples come from?

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- That is so cute.
- I try.

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I really need
to have sex with him now.

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Next time he's back,
I'll be too big and he won't want to.

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Nothing puts a man off sex
like pregnancy.

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This is my last chance.

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- Last chance for sex.
- You're not on death row.

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Yes, I am.
Dead woman fucking.

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It's your body, your life.
You do what's best for you.

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Easier said than done.

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You can't even ask Aidan not to talk
when you walk in the door.

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Hi, Mrs Cohen.

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Hold on a second.
Let me help you.

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Here we go.

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That's a crazy outfit.

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- This is my friend, Miranda.
- Hello, Mrs Cohen.

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You tell your boy
I'm not leaving for 30 days.

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What? But we're closing in a week.

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Read the contract!

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I didn't think Mrs Cohen could
move any slower,

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but apparently she could.

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What's up? Where you been?
What do you know?

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Brace yourself, partner.
I've been outside.

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What's up is old lightning rod
next door informs me

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she will not be leaving
for 30 days.

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I was afraid she was going
to do that.

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Fuck! What the fuck
are we going to do now?

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Thank you! You hate it, too.
I'm so relieved.

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I thought you'd already
changed into a pod.

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Invasion of the Single Snatchers.

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Of course I hate it.
We cannot live like this.

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I've got all my boxes in the hall,
you can't get in the door.

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Did you see me?

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- Every single time.
- We have to move this stuff out.

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We could make some room
if we cleaned out your closet.

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Careful!

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- OK. Damn! My ears?
- Listen to me.

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I have laid out clean towels
on the floor of the bathroom.

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Gently place the shoes
and boxes on them.

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I forgot I had these.
Things are looking up.

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How many pairs of shoes
do you need?

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That is not the way
to get out of this alive.

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I figure I'll need
about half this space.

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- I figure you're mentally ill.
- You never wear most of this.

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Yet. I never wear most of this stuff yet.
Some day I will.

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Like this?

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When and where
were you planning to wear this?

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Don't do that.
Don't mock the clothes.

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For the record, have worn it.

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December '99.
Union Square, book signing.

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- We've got to start somewhere.
- I love this outfit.

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I realised I was holding onto
a Roberto Cavalli outfit

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and throwing away my relationship.

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- OK, it goes.
- Good.

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Bye, bye.

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Stop it! Pete, stop it!

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Oh, my God!

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Don't even show it to me!

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I think I saw turquoise.
That better not be the pair I think.

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Goddamit!

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- That dog owes me $380.
- Fine.

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You can't buy it!
It's circa 1996.

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He's a dog. What's he supposed to do
with all your shit lying around?

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My shit wouldn't be lying around

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if we weren't making room
because your shit is lying around.

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- You've got more shit than me.
- Look at this place!

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It's loaded with your shit.
Look at this bathroom.

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Look at all your shit in my bathroom.

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Who needs five almost empty deodorants?
Are you a crazy bagman?

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- They're different smells.
- When have you ever worn musk?

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Look at this stuff.
You've got old razors, Rogaine...

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- I didn't know you used Rogaine.
- It's preventative.

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- Is your hair...?
- I don't want to talk about it!

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It seems not only women
have secret, single behaviour.

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Don't be going through my stuff!

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- You were happy to go through mine!
- Your stuff. Your bathroom.

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You always do that.
You never want to let me in.

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I don't always do anything
and I have let you in.

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You're fighting with me
about a stupid outfit.

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Shut up. It's Roberto Cavalli.

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I threw it away and I love it.

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- What more do you want?
- Shut up? Shut up?

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Yes, shut up.

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- You're telling me to shut up?
- Please, just shut up.

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I am so sick of your talking all the time.
Don't you ever just shut up?

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I'm going to take a walk.

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I'm taking a walk.

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Stay here with your boxes of shit
and your shoe-eating dog

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and knock yourself out putting on
the Rogaine and the speed stick.

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This is why I need a second door.

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I heard that!

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I used to think people who sat alone
at Starbucks writing on laptops

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were pretentious posers.
Now I know:

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they are people who have recently
moved in with someone.

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I wondered how many of them
were mid-fight like myself.

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The hard thing about fighting in
relationships is that there's no referee.

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There's no one to tell you
which comments are below the belt.

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As a result,
someone usually gets hurt.

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The closer a couple gets and the more
stuff they have between them,

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the harder it is to figure out
why they're yelling.

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When it comes to relationships,
I wondered: what are we fighting for?

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Hello, my darling. I'm home.

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- Is that a surprise for me?
- Yes, it is.

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It's just a little silly something.

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- What is it?
- Open it.

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It's a cardboard baby.

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I saw it in the window of a novelty
store next to the hospital.

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Now we can relax
because we have one.

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Oh, dear...
It was supposed to be funny.

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I thought we'd have a chuckle.

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Don't talk to me.

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It was a novelty store.
The clerk said that...

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But to Charlotte,
it was hitting below the belt.

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If the meat is a quarter
of an inch thick...

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Across town, Miranda decided
it was time to put on the gloves

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and come out swinging.

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Hi, Walker. Miranda. Before you leave
for Brussels on Monday,

231
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how about getting together Friday night?
My apartment, call me.

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Pregnant or not, Miranda had needs
and decided to stop fighting them.

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Surprisingly,

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Samantha developed some secret,
single behaviour of her own.

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Seven hours
and a landslide of lattes later,

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I vibrated home prepared to admit
how silly I'd been.

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00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,394
That was, until he wasn't prepared
to admit how silly he'd been.

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He yelled, then I yelled.

239
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,198
It's been three days
and nothing, not a word.

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00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,999
I'll be damned
if I say I'm sorry first.

241
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:21,631
Trey and I hardly ever yell.
WASPS don't yell, it's genetic.

242
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,190
- More salad anyone?
- No! What's the main course?

243
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:29,353
Relax. Chew. You'll get laid.
You're not meeting him till 10:00.

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Beef with Thai noodles.

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00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,797
Richard is thinking
of opening a hotel in Thailand.

246
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,718
Sweetie, it's perfectly OK
to like a guy.

247
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:44,270
For the last time,
the only thing I like about Richard

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is his big, throbbing, rock hard,
perfect dick.

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00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,839
- I forgot it was ladies' night.
- Trey, you shouldn't be here.

250
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,752
Good evening, everyone.

251
00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,999
Hello, Missus.
Still mad, I see.

252
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,916
- I suppose she told you about the baby.
- No, I didn't.

253
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,878
I never want to think about it again.

254
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,679
I was trying to make Charlotte laugh...

255
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,479
- It's not funny.
- Maybe they'll think it is.

256
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,672
We were so tense
about not being able to have one

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that I gave Charlotte a cardboard baby.
Isn't that funny?

258
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:34,233
You're funny. A cardboard baby.
That's funny, right?

259
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,550
It's not funny ha-ha, but silly.

260
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,793
They sell them in novelty stores.

261
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:48,430
Other people buy them
and the clerk said it was funny.

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00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,876
- Maybe you have to see it.
- Don't bring that in here!

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00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,235
- It's silly.
- Not to me, it isn't.

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00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,075
How would you feel if I gave you
a cut-out of a flaccid penis?

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00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,993
It's not so funny now, is it?

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Don't you bring that flat baby in here!

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00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,471
- How dare you talk to me like that?
- They know about your penis problems!

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00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:12,154
We were in the middle
of a WASP nest.

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00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,515
This is unforgivable.

270
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:18,958
You're unforgivable for denying me
a baby because of your spoiled needs.

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00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,270
I'm spoiled?
You are spoiled.

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00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,079
Ever since we moved back in...

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00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,958
Samantha Jones.

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00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:31,319
Richard, hello.
No, it's not too late to call.

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- Everything but a baby!
- We're going to go.

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00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,191
Good!

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00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:39,989
Don't talk to my friends like that!
With no baby, they're all I have.

278
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,789
You are the man
who gave me a cardboard baby!

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00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,235
- It was funny!
- No, it wasn't!

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00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,472
Goodnight.

281
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,515
What's so important
that it couldn't wait until...?

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00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,477
This.

283
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,834
Let's get something straight.
I want no part of that.

284
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,833
That turns everything
into a big mess.

285
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,310
We are work and sex.
Nothing more.

286
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:24,395
Now kindly take off those pants
and show me your dick.

287
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,351
I'll show you mine
if you show me yours.

288
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,879
That's what I'm talking about.

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00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,510
Seeing a bantamweight fight
like Charlotte and Trey's

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00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:27,470
made me thankful that Aidan and I were
still in the banter-weight division.

291
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,191
I'm sorry, too.

292
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,472
That night, I slept in my clothes.

293
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,754
Trey and his baby
slept in the guest room

294
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:51,868
and Charlotte no longer cared
what Trey thought.

295
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,476
Fuck me! Fuck me
like there's no tomorrow.

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00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,634
For her last meal, the condemned
woman had seconds...

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00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,237
...and thirds.

298
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:14,474
Samantha met the dawn after a night
of SSB:

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sexy, swimming behaviour.

300
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,117
- Dance with me.
- What did I say?

301
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,236
I'm your boss.

302
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,555
It's an order.

303
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,552
Dance.

304
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:26,032
Samantha finally threw in the towel.

305
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,193
All this time, she'd been trying
to make him just a perfect dick,

306
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:34,751
fighting her feelings that
he might be the perfect Richard.

307
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:53,310
Back at the Bradshaw/Shaw residence,
it was business as usual.

308
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,631
What's up, where you been,
who did you see?

309
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,988
- I need you to do something.
- What?

310
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,271
I've never lived with anybody

311
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,876
so I don't know how to say
this correctly, but...

312
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:23,192
I need you to not talk to me
for one whole hour.

313
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,748
I know that sounds selfish,

314
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,230
but it's just what I need.
Is that OK?

315
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,152
Good.

316
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:38,031
We don't have any other rooms yet,
so I'm going to close these.

317
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,990
Then it's like I'm not here.

318
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,797
For one whole hour, I'm not here.

319
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,751
Thanks.
I love you.

320
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,114
What are you doing out here?

321
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,431
That's the thing about needs:

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00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,798
sometimes when you get them met,
you don't need them any more.

323
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,591
As our 30 days wore on,

324
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,196
Aidan and I miraculously managed
to not kill each other.

325
00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,351
But, as I predicted,

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00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,390
the plant was not so lucky.



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