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When a marriage breaks up,
there are numerous ways to cope.
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You can cry, you can move.
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It's left right, not right left.
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Or, as Charlotte did, dive in
to a new routine. A tap routine.
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I feel good. I even signed up
for sculpture and tap dancing class.
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- You can't do one without the other.
- Everyone tells me to grieve.
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I don't need time. This divorce
is going to be clean and swift.
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Oh, my God!
I thought that was you!
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There it was. The unmistakable
voice of Susan Sharon.
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- So what's new?
- Same old same old.
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Just writing, gallivanting, eating.
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The usual.
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You're forgetting
the most important thing.
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- They're engaged.
- You're getting married?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, Aidan. Mazel tov.
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Let me see. Where's the...?
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It's here.
It's right here. See?
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Why is it round your neck?
Is that what people do now?
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No, it's just me.
It's closer to my heart this way.
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So, spring wedding?
Fall wedding?
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- Where are you doing it?
- We haven't thought about that stuff.
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You'd better chop chop, missy.
These places book up...years and years.
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OK, the wedding...
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The next morning,
a hotel mogul and his publicist
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began another gruelling day at work.
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- Can I help you?
- You're gorgeous.
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Tell me something I don't know.
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As intimate as their personal
affair had become,
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when it came to business, Samantha
remained cool and professional.
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Guess Who?
Sightings...
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In theory.
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- JJ Mitchell.
- JJ, Samantha Jones.
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I have your column.
I'm very disappointed.
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I thought you'd suck my dick for getting
Richard's name in the paper.
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We'll talk about your dick later.
Richard and Bebe London? Bullshit!
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I know he's canoodling with one woman
and it's not her.
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Guess which publicist
can't keep track of her client?
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Guess which two-bit columnist
talks out of his ass?
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I'd rather be talking
out of your ass, Jonesy...
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JJ Mitchell says you canoodled
with Bebe London. He's an idiot.
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All press is good press, right?
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- So you were canoodling?
- Is that a problem?
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No, I just need to get all the facts
so I can do my job.
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Take a break
and get that sexy ass in here.
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To drown out thoughts of Richard
canoodling with Bebe London,
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Samantha focused on her canoodle.
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In a more modest shower uptown...
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- Have we met?
- Can I get in?
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Got a guy coming round.
It's really coming along over there.
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The walls are coming down,
the wash-and-dryer's on the way.
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Oh, the washer and dryer I've been
dreaming about my whole New York life!
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Here's something else to chew on.
How about Hawaii?
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- As what, the 50th state?
- As in we get hitched.
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Grab a couple of friends,
down some Mai Tais, tie the knot.
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- We can get Maui-ed.
- Did you just pun in the nude?
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What did I tell you about that?
Give me the soap.
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- What do you think?
- About Hawaii?
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Do I look like a
surf's-up kind of bride to you?
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- My grass skirt days are over.
- How about Aspen?
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Christmas time in Aspen.
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You, me, a polar bear, a judge.
How does that sound?
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For a shower
with so little water pressure,
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I felt a ton of it on my shoulders.
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Here's the spine, right here.
Isn't that incredible?
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Here's the heart beating.
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- See?
- Kind of. I think so.
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Do you want to know the sex?
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Sure?
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It's a boy.
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It's a boy!
How do you feel?
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Great! A boy!
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Boy, oh boy.
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- I just faked a sonogram.
- I'm sorry?
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I was lying there,
getting a guided tour of my uterus.
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- She tells me I'm having a boy...
- Oh, my God! Miranda!
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- You're having a boy!
- You see? That.
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That's what she wanted,
but I couldn't get it up so I faked it.
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What does a fake sonogram look like
in case I ever need to do it?
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Everyone is glowing about my pregnancy.
When will l?
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I get the same every time
someone hears I'm engaged.
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I'm supposed to be excited
about picking a date and a place.
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I just want to lie down
and take a nap.
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- I feel like a deadbeat bride.
- So don't do all that stuff.
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I'd better do something soon.
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I'm getting the feeling
my grace period is O-V-E-R.
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I don't even want to look for a dress.
Me! No dress! What's wrong here?
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Maybe it's like the dentist.
You put it off and put it off.
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Finally you go
and afterwards you feel great.
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I have to go to the dentist.
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Wait.
I'm having a radical idea.
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There's a horrible bridal shop
two blocks away.
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- We could go...
- How do you know this?
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Every time I pass by it,
I go bleugh!
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You could try on the worst dress.
Face the dragon, get it over with.
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Then I'll treat you to a Tasty Delight.
It's aversion shock therapy.
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You want me to try on
a bad wedding dress?
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You'll have to do better
than Tasty Delight.
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I'll try one on, too.
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Ladies.
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My friend Miranda is getting married,
so we want something special.
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We're in kind of a hurry.
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For Carrie here,
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we were thinking of something
with a lot of bows.
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We want her to look like
a giant cupcake.
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Which one of you is getting married?
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We both are.
We do everything together.
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Miranda has everything but the gown.
And the groom.
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Is this a lesbian wedding?
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No. It's a very straight-laced,
conservative crowd.
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- A lot of Wall Street types.
- I'll see what I can find.
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Your rehearsal dinner's going to rock.
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On the count of three.
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One, two...
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Look at you!
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Stop! I'm going to pee in this thing!
Look at you!
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Hold still! You need a veil.
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Look. Look!
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I look beautiful.
You can't tell I'm pregnant.
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The sleeves balance out the tummy.
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This is too tight. I can't breathe.
Can you get it off me?
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- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm not kidding!
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- You don't want her to come back.
- Get it off! I can't breathe!
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There's a million buttons.
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- Your back is all wet!
- Just get it off! Rip it off!
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Oh, my God.
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What just happened?
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- I can't get married.
- This is all your fault!
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- You took her to that dump?
- It was an experiment.
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- It went awry.
- Let's just slow down.
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- Let's not do anything rash.
- Rash. Exactly. Look at this.
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My body is literally
rejecting the idea of marriage.
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Once you get a rash,
it's time to go.
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It's not him, it's me. I'm missing
the bride gene. I should be studied.
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- I don't want to get married either.
- Ever?
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Why do we have to get married?
Give me one good reason.
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Aside from not wanting to die alone,
which is something to think about.
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When it was good,
it gave me a sense of security.
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But I feel secure now.
Things are great with us.
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- "lf it ain't broke..."
- Don't marry it!
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- What are you afraid would change?
- I don't know.
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Nothing? Everything?
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- Every bride feels that way.
- Why aren't they speaking up?
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I'm going to ask you an unpleasant
question. Why did you ever say yes?
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Because I love him.
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A man you love kneels in the street
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and offers you a ring.
You say yes.
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Get married and hope it works.
If it doesn't, get divorced.
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Take tap with Bojangles here.
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I can't take a vow of forever
if I mean for the foreseeable future.
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- I can't do that to Aidan.
- Talk to him.
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How do you talk about this?
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"Hi, Aidan. I've been having
some doubts." It will break his heart.
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I shouldn't have said yes.
I'm a bad person.
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In a court, reasonable doubt
gets you off for murder.
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In an engagement,
it makes you a bad person.
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Everyone has anxiety about weddings.
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Maybe your anxiety threshold is low.
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Interesting theory. Do you think
the dress is still in that dumpster?
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After being hit by a bridal wave,
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I tried to get my mind around
the concept of happily ever after.
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As progressive
as our society claims to be,
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there are still life targets
we're all supposed to hit.
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Marriage, babies,
and a home to call your own.
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What if instead of a smile,
you break out in a rash?
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Is something wrong with the system
or is it you?
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Do we really want these things?
Or are we just programmed?
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In a crisis, people always tell you
to listen to your gut.
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Mine was telling me
to start smoking again.
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Marlboro Lights, please.
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But I decided
not to throw it all away.
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Actually, just these.
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While Aidan worked on the apartment,
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I worked on reprogramming
my attitude.
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Could I be a spring bride?
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Happy bride?
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Peekaboo bride?
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Stop!
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Aidan, stop it!
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- Did I knock something down?
- I'm freaking out.
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I can't. I cannot...
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I'm having a very strong reaction
to all this change.
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- Don't freak out.
- I am. It all feels really fast.
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- I told you about the hole.
- It's not just the hole!
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- It's...
- What?
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It's the marriage stuff.
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I love you and I'm sorry if I'm not
supposed to talk to you about this,
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but I have to.
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Come here.
Sit down on the floor.
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What's happening?
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I didn't want to say anything,
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but then that thing
came through my wall.
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I don't think that I'm ready
to get married yet.
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Do you hate me?
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You're catching me
a little off guard here.
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- I know. I just...
- No, I hear you.
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I need a minute here.
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Is it because I said
we could get Maui-ed?
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Thank you for making a joke.
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Let's slow it down.
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How much time do you need?
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Six months?
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Nine months?
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- End of the year?
- Which year?
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Do you just need some time?
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Yeah. I think so.
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We'll get there.
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Thank you, Aidan.
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Thank you for listening.
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See the washer-and-dryer
out there?
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I love you.
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The next day, Miranda enjoyed
a moment of solitude with her bills
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and her cleaning lady.
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Magda, I'm going to pay you
for a whole month, OK?
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Look what I found on kitchen counter.
Is beautiful!
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- Did they tell you boy or girl?
- Yes, it's a boy.
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A boy!
A boy is coming into the house.
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The boy is highest blessing.
It's good luck.
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Smile.
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Smile.
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Smile for a boy.
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A boy!
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A boy!
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While Miranda had tea for one,
Charlotte did "Tea For Two".
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You're coming across the floor.
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Steps up a step for you,
steps up a step for me.
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Now two by two. Go!
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Next pair.
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Nice.
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Very nice.
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You with the flowers. Go!
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- I don't have a partner.
- Just go it alone.
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And go!
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I don't want to go it alone.
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You'll be fine. Come on, flowers.
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I can't do this!
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I shouldn't have to.
I deserve a real partner.
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- And this song is hurtful!
- Should I stop?
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You should think about people
who are getting divorced
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and come here to have fun
and to feel good about themselves!
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In her attempt to skip over her grief,
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Charlotte tapped into her pain.
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The next week, we all gathered
at the Black and White ball,
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Richard Wright's charity fundraiser.
245
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,037
Aidan looks so handsome in a tux!
246
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,875
- How's he doing?
- He's good.
247
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:38,397
Still a little thrown by the change
in plans, but good.
248
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,791
- I hope I did the right thing.
- You followed your feelings.
249
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,191
That's always the right thing to do.
250
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I'm drinking Seltzer.
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00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:51,553
I'm in a formal gown with elasto waist.
I really fit in here.
252
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:56,475
Do you realise you're growing
a tiny penis inside you?
253
00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,519
- That's so sci-fi.
- My God, you're having a boy!
254
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,319
Are you so excited?
255
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,832
Two glasses of French fizz
and a soda for you.
256
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,673
Did you know Miranda's
having a boy?
257
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,117
I'm going to hurt myself.
258
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,754
I trust you're finding something
noteworthy for your column?
259
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:23,879
Look at you! I can think of a few other
places to put my column.
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00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,429
- Dream on.
- Never hurts to ask.
261
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,512
I'm sure you know,
but guess which hotel king
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00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,355
is having very private relations
with a very public woman?
263
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,476
The cat's out of the bag.
264
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,712
It's out of the bag.
Look at them together.
265
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,396
Judith McBain, she's insatiable.
266
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:46,439
Word is, they've done it
in every one of his hotels.
267
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,752
- Excuse me.
- Good chatting with you, Jonesy.
268
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,832
Samantha could handle the press,
but not the truth.
269
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:59,438
Fucking Richard is fucking everyone.
For the first time, I actually give a shit.
270
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:03,513
I think I have monogamy.
I must have caught it from you.
271
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,116
There are a lot of guys here,
but I don't want to fuck them!
272
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,236
Not him or him.
273
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,676
What about this guy here?
He asked if I knew you.
274
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,796
No, I'm not interested.
Dammit, I'm not well.
275
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,270
- At least you're not divorced.
- Tell Richard how you feel.
276
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:27,230
I can't do that. He likes me
because I'm immune to this bullshit.
277
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,234
There goes Judith McBitch
heading for Richard.
278
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,517
I'm going to go over there
and be completely calm
279
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and completely professional.
280
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:41,990
Millions of people suffer from monogamy.
There is no known cure.
281
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,071
I'm so sorry.
282
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,798
- Great turnout.
- This is purely professional.
283
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:55,876
- How many women are you fucking?
- This isn't the Black and Blue ball.
284
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,551
As your publicist, I must tell you
all this bed hopping is tacky.
285
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,631
It makes investors nervous...
286
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:09,191
- It makes you nervous, too.
- As your publicist, yes, it does.
287
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:12,830
So grow up. Stop fucking other women.
Just fuck me.
288
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,833
Come on.
289
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,276
We're not the monotonous...
I mean, monogamous type.
290
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,635
Maybe I am.
291
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,391
Gorgeous, I'm not.
292
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,032
Fine.
293
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,598
Got any good dish for me?
294
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,034
In fact, she did.
295
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,317
Samantha gave JJ an exclusive,
296
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,950
just to prove to herself
that she was not.
297
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,469
Shit! Just a minute.
298
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,791
It wasn't the first time
a guy went soft on Samantha,
299
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,758
but it was the first time
she didn't care.
300
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,876
This never happens to me.
301
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:55,271
I can give you a list of women
it's never happened with.
302
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,829
That won't be necessary.
303
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,798
I want you to call Anna Bonny
at 9577297.
304
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,110
Or Lisa Yelland at 459...
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00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,831
There you are.
306
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:11,199
I was too quick back there. If someone
can keep monotony interesting...
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00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,316
Man of the hour.
308
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,956
You'll never change.
I wouldn't want you to.
309
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,951
Let's stay as we were.
310
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:26,476
This doesn't count.
He couldn't even stay hard.
311
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,790
Good seeing you, JJ.
312
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,988
Don't say it, Limp Dick!
313
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,879
That's a very good look for you.
314
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,476
I think we both look sharp tonight.
315
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,837
You've never looked prettier,
my friend.
316
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,832
Let's get married tonight.
317
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,992
You've got this beautiful
white dress on,
318
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,391
I've got this tux for another 13 hours.
319
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,196
Let's just do it!
320
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,796
Let's get in a cab. Airport. Vegas.
321
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,710
No muss, no fuss.
322
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,555
- Aidan, this isn't funny.
- Seriously. Come on!
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00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:17,190
We can get married tonight.
324
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,437
We wake up tomorrow, it's done.
325
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,718
We're still us.
We don't even have to tell anybody.
326
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:32,389
- What about what we discussed?
- You're just scared.
327
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,869
Yes, I'm scared.
328
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:40,555
- We talked about this.
- No. You talked and I listened.
329
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,269
I looked at you tonight
from across the room
330
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,749
and I thought: "l love her.
331
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,992
"She loves me.
What are we waiting for?"
332
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,118
Because I need more time.
333
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:57,512
What's going to change?
I don't have any tricks up my sleeve.
334
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,877
- This is who I am.
- This isn't about you.
335
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,235
I'm not ready for marriage.
336
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,393
I am. I'm sorry
if that scares you, but I am.
337
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:11,997
People fall in love, they get married.
That's what they do.
338
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,549
Not necessarily.
339
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:22,119
Why can't we just keep things
the way they are?
340
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:26,068
- Just live together.
- I don't want to live together.
341
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,153
I've had girlfriends for 20 years.
I want you to be my wife.
342
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,709
You're pushing me.
343
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,190
Maybe you need to be pushed.
It's just a piece of paper.
344
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:40,319
If it's just a piece of paper,
then why do we need it?
345
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,710
Because I need it!
346
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,589
I want to make this official,
lock this thing down.
347
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,070
I want the whole world to know
that you're mine.
348
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,834
Who else's would I be?
349
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,157
Oh, my God.
350
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,709
- You still don't trust me.
- The ring's not even on your finger.
351
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,917
I am yours.
There is nobody else!
352
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,959
I love you, but I can't marry you
to make you trust me.
353
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,071
Look at me.
354
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,078
Look at me
before we make a huge mistake.
355
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:28,351
If you don't want to marry me now,
you'll never want to marry me.
356
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,831
- That's not true.
- I think it is.
357
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,633
I'll sleep in the other apartment
tonight.
358
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,870
Really?
359
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:52,192
- Yeah, really.
- Just for tonight?
360
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:57,274
I can't believe I'm back here again.
361
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,799
We had left the land of black and white.
Now everything was grey.
362
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:18,272
On the outside, Miranda's
maternal gene might never kick in.
363
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:26,956
But that night, she felt a real
kick from deep inside.
364
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:06,269
There are some walls you can push
through and some you can't.
365
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:17,076
That was the only night we would ever
spend on the other side of the wall.
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00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,632
The next day, Aidan moved out.
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